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My life is fucked up

at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween

(via fake-mermaid)

Hey champ, how are you? You're awesome, i hope you're happy

A question by Anonymous

I’m good thanks. I hope you’re happy too Anon :-*

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

(via cravings)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via sceptre)

bonus:

you can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

(via greed)